Church boner. Awkwardddd
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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