i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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