Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
accomplished twins. life is a go
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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