Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I cockslap morals
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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