super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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