I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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