i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
