sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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