its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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