and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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