The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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