Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it