There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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