I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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