I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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