The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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