Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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