apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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