i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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