yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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