How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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