She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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