Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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