Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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