doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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