I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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