Buhtt sex?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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