She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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