why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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