Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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