are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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