? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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