It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
is it fun? or sober?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
