Banned from zoo.
Again?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
This baby is an asshole
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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