yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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