brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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