You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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