perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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