i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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