Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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