Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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