i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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