Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
pray to the hookup gods
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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