I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
