Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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