I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sext me about skeletons
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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