Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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