he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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