OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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