Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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