she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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