I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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