Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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