normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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