he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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