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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.

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(510): View more from California

After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs

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(519): View more from Ontario

we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer

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(208): View more from Idaho

the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage

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(518): View more from New York

you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh

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(443): View more from Maryland

a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.

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